Redneck Christmas CD

Put on your flannel long johns and grab your best trucker cap as you celebrate the holidays with 14 of the best redneck holiday songs we've ever heard! You might be bonafide redneck if you've heard of "X-mas In Jail," "Leroy And The Redneck Reindeer," "All I Want For Christmas Is My Upper Plate," and the all-time favorite "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer," plus many more! Sung by famous country stars like Buck Owens, Travis Tritt, Charlie Daniels and more. Yee-haw!

Redneck Game

Have you ever taken beer to a job interview? Picked your teeth with a menu? Then you need Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Board Game plum full o'Bubbas, beef jerky, and big laughs! Fill in the blanks on the question cards with the right answers to "fill your trailer." First full trailer is the ruler of the rednecks! Ages 16 and up; 2-4 players.

Redneck Deer Crossing T-Shirt Black

Redneck hunters on the back of this black T-shirt may be going home empty-handed after a long day of looking the wrong way. Chest logo reads "Redneck Sportsman." 100% preshrunk cotton. Made with U.S. fabric.

Redneck Priorities T-Shirt Black

Nothing comes between a redneck and his beer! Black T-shirt has "Redneck Priorities" chest logo and a back design that reads "She can swim and the boat's insured". 100% preshrunk cotton. Imported.

Joke Can Labels Set Of 8

8 Hilarious Redneck Gag Recipes. The chefs of the house will think twice when they reach for Cream of Mushroom Soup and grab Cream of Cockroach instead! From Roadkill Ravioli to Possum Stew, you get 8 classic gag recipes from Cousin Skeeter's Backwoods Cookin' kitchen. Self-stick labels wrap around standard soup cans. Absolutely guaranteed to turn heads and turn stomachs. If the ingredients list don't get 'em, the nutrition facts will! In full color and fractured English.

Hunter Figurines

Some days it doesn't pay to get out of bed. Smart buck turns the tables on an unfortunate deer hunter. Resin; 5.5" tall. And duck, duck, look who's the goose! Plucky mallard heads home to show off his catch of the day. Resin; 7" tall. Choose deer or duck.

Vegetarian Hunter T-Shirt Sand

Show your carniverous spirit with this 100% cotton t-shirt that defines "Vegetarian" as an "Old Indian Word for BAD HUNTER." Imported.

Tattoo Covering

Revolutionary creamy waterproof formula is designed to cover the darkest tattoos, birthmarks and other skin discolorations. Conceal tattoo for job interview and for special occasions, photography and more. Five-color palette wheel lets you mix, blend and match your skin tone easily.

Instant Harmonica Set

Dazzle everyone with your new-found talent. Instant Harmonica Set is all the know-how you need to perform dozens of complete songs in just minutes. Once you know the 36 notes you can play thousands of songs. Complete 3-part program includes follow-along lessons on a 30-min. DVD; 58-page songbook with easy, illustrated lessons marking out the holes and breathing; and a 3-octave harmonica.

DayClock

Do you have little trouble keeping track of the hour and even the date but the day always eludes you? Then you need a DayClock. It's uniquely designed to keep track of weekly events like your golf day, card night, movie night, and so much more. It's ideal for vacations and cruises when it's easy to lose track of the day. Not only a great conversation piece, it's a fun gift. With noon markers and oak frame, clock uses one "AA" battery, not included. 9.25" wide.

Tired Retired T-Shirt Natural

Tired Retired Tee. 100% cotton. L (42-44) XL (46-48).
I was tired yesterday & I'm tired again today.

Fart Alert Barricade

Barricade warns you of imminent natural disasters (of the gassy kind!). Motion-activated caution light flashes when people pass by and broadcasts one of 8 phrases such as "Exploding a** in room. Run for your lives." Each saying is accompanied by appropriate flatulence noises and sirens. Uses 2 AA batteries, not included. Approx. 7"x 3.5"x 3".